Fake Genealogy Where Everyone's Related
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11/2007
Do you have any famous relatives? Do you want some?
Here at Fake Genealogy our crackpot team of investigators are bound to discover that you are related to some famous historical figure.
Who might it be? (Who would you like it to be?) Think of the bragging rights when you show your friends and loved ones your 'official' Declaration of Relation.
Its the perfect novelty gift item for any genealogy buff!
Did your great great grandfather cross the Delaware with George Washington? Well now for just $9.95 (+$4.95 shipping and handling) we will send you a Declaration of Relation certifying the George Washington WAS your great great grandfather!
We can make you either a 'direct descendant' or 'distant relative' of any historical figure you choose! We have plenty of relatives to go around.
But wait! You get more than just a customized (frame or unframed) parchment Declaration of Relation (bearing the official seal of Silly Services). We also create a custom webpage version of the Declaration in our online registry that you can share with your friends and loved ones!
So go ahead and click Order Now:Get Related and get your Declaration of Relation today!
It's all in good fun, makes the perfect birthday or holiday present and the declaration looks great in any home or office.
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